Valentines Day with John Ashcroft

To me the Valentine's Day is an opportunity to spend quality time with someone you love. Since we have expended the definition of Valentines Day and it is no longer just about someone you love romantically, it is perfectly fine to celebrate it with your family members.

The last thing that comes to my mind is to be with old, white, angry. full of hate Republic men like John Ashcroft, Tom Tancredo, and Ed Meese. Either you must be dull and boring like them to torture (yes, Ashcroft will force you to speak in tongues) your Valentine by going on a cruise with them or you are one of them. I feel sorry for you and your Valentine.